Are you experiencing (a common list of symptoms that usually includes headaches and muscle soreness)? You may be at risk for (a condition we invented), a rare but serious condition affecting the (major organs). If you have (a condition we invented), (a drug we invented) may be able to help. Talk to your doctor about (a drug we invented) today.
Remind me again why we haven’t banned pharmaceutical advertising.
(For a quick overview, check out Selling Sickness: How Drug Ads Changed Health Care)
Donald Byrd – Think Twice || 1974/Stepping into Tomorrow
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